Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
how does that bad decision feel?
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