do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Holy sore nipples Batman
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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