try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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