I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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