i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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