nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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