I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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