Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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