Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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