Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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