fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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