Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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