i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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