Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize