Im at strip club and am horny
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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