I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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