Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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