i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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