honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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