ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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