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So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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