There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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