Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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