Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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