Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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