Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I think a kid would responsible me up
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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