This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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