I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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