Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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