yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize