3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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