When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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