she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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