it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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