can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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