How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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