dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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