We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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