He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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