Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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