Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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