My nipple is on Facebook.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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