you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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