Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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