did you get engaged???
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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