Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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