i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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