What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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