Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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