Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
OPIZZABONMYDICK
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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