okay pat passed out under dana's car
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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