wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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