I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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